one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
Author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
English teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to Africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens which were being harvested for the great feast.
